搞笑的英语小笑话2：I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man answered. "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed." "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car." 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这英语小笑话个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!” “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。 “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。

语文的课堂中就接触了很多的寓言故事，其实不光我们汉语有寓言故事，在英文中也有许多寓言故事。有时候看看一些英语寓言故事

机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。 )           Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip. （又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则启事就走开了。当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。士兵用这种办法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。）      以上是英语故事 A Soldier's Brilliant Idea （士兵的高招）的中英文互译版本，这个小故事围绕着飞机上的一个靠窗的座位展开叙述，讲述了一个士兵凭借自己的小聪明，成功的让一位漂亮的姑娘座到了自己的旁边。希望大家可以从中汲取到有用的英文知识。  

      多读一些英语故事，不仅可以掌握一些语言知识而且可以提高语言素养，进而可以帮助我们提高英文阅读水平。今天要给大家介绍的幽默有趣的英语故事是：A Bad Impression（一个坏印象），希望对大家的英文学习有所帮助。       A Bad Impression(一个坏印象)       Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.(有六个人搭乘火车旅行，坐在同一车箱内。其中五个很安静，也很规矩。但第六个是个粗鲁的年轻人，给其他乘客招惹了许多麻烦。)       At last this young man got out at a station with his two heavy bags. None of the other passengers helped him, but one of them waited until the rude young man was very far away and then opened the window and shouted to him, "You left something behind in the compartment!" Then he closed the window again.( 最后，这位年轻人在一个车站带着两个沉重的皮箱下了车。没有一个旅客帮他的忙。有个人一直等到这位粗鲁的年轻人走得很远了，才打开窗户，对着他大声喊：“你把东西留在车厢里了!”然后，又把窗户关了起来。)       The young man truned around and hurried back with his two bags. He was very tired when he arrived, but he shouted through the window, "What did I leave behind?" As the train began to move again, the passenger who had called him back opened the window and said, "A very bad impression!"( 年轻人转过身子，拎着两个沉甸甸的皮箱，匆匆赶了回来。他转回来时，显得非常疲倦，对着窗户大声喊：“我把什么东西留在车上了？” 当火车再次启动时，叫他回来的旅客打开窗户说：“一个极坏的印象!” )        以上是和大家分享的英语小故事A Bad Impression(一个坏印象)的中英文互译版，这是一个有趣而有内涵的故事，读完故事后想必大家都英语故事，不仅可以掌握一些语言知识而且可以提高语有所领悟。在阅读故事的同时，希望大家在英文学习方面也有所收获。

弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。" "没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。" "他已经吃完自己的了么?" "是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。" 5、 A guy says to his friend, "Guesshow many coins I have in my pocket." The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one ofthem?" The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both ofthem!" 路人甲对路人乙说，"猜猜我兜里有几个子儿?" 路人乙说："我猜对了，你能英语，我们不仅仅可以看一些比较经典的短文或者电影来学习，还可以看一些比较休闲的短文或者笑话给我一个不?" 路人甲说："你要猜对了，我两个全部给你!" 上面这5篇小笑话希望大家喜欢，我们如果真的想在消遣的时候学习一下英语，那么这些小笑话都是不可以错过的。

现在，好多的家长为了让自己的孩子在很小的时候就开始接触英语，在给孩子讲故事的时候都希望讲一些英语故事，这样既给我们的孩子讲了故事，又让他们学到了知识，其实是很好的想法。所以，沪江小编为大家总结了下面的这篇故事，还带有汉语翻译，家长们可以试试看。 A Clever Panda A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home.But the pumpkin is too big.The panda can’t take it home. Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her.She watches the bike.“I know!I have a good idea.” she jumps and shouts happily,“I can roll a pumpkin.It’s like a wheel.” So she rolls the pumpkin to her home.When her mother sees the big pumpkin,she is surprised,“Oh,my God!How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly,“I can’t lift it,but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says,“What a clever girl!Use you heard to do something,” 聪明的熊猫 一只小熊猫摘了一只大南瓜,想把它拿回家.但是这只南瓜太大了,她没有办法把这么大的南瓜带回家. 突然她看见一只狗熊骑着一辆自行车朝她这边来.她看着自行车,跳着说：“有了!我有办法了.我可以把南瓜滚回家去.南瓜好像车轮. 于是她把那瓜滚回家.当她妈妈看到这只大南瓜的时候,很惊讶：“天啊!这么食的南瓜!你是怎么把它带回家来的?”小熊猫自豪地说;“我拎不动它,可是我能滚动它啊!”她妈妈微笑着说：“真聪明啊!记住：只英语，在给孩子讲故事的时候都希望讲一些英语故事，这样既给我们的孩子讲了故事要你肯动脑筋,没有难办的事. 上面这篇故事是很不错的，希望家长们能够认真的给孩子们讲下来，如果孩子们听着费劲的话，就给他们讲几遍汉语就好了。

故事从小我们就看，不过我们看的是汉语版的，小时候看汉语版的语言故事既可以学习语文知识也可以帮助我们辨别是非。英语

笑话是我们生活中不可缺少的,它为我们带来很多快乐，更重要的是它是我们工作学习之余缓解压力、舒缓情绪的重要渠道。阅读英语笑话，不仅可以让我们开心一笑，还能学到很多英语知识，下面和大家分享一个长篇的英语笑话故事：干净的杯子。       joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches. 乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和，到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候，他们觉得非常口渴，便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧，走进去坐下吃他们的三明治。 good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked. 下午好，先生。你们想要点什么?柜台后面的伺应

英语一直都是很受欢迎，但是当英语遇上幽默，那感觉简直就是酸爽。下面是小编搜集整理的英语幽默笑话

易地捉住了。      2.The Goat and the Goatherd 山羊与牧羊人     A GOATHERD had sought to bring back a stray goat to his flock. He whistled and sounded his horn in vain; the straggler paid no attention to the summons. At last the Goatherd threw a stone, and breaking its horn, begged the Goat not to tell his master. The Goat replied, "Why, you silly fellow, the horn will speak though I be silent." Do not attempt to hide things which cannot be hid.     很多山羊被牧羊人赶到羊圈里。有一只山羊不知在吃什么好东西，单独落在后面。牧羊 人拿起一块石头扔了过去，正巧打断了山羊的一只角。牧羊人吓得请求山羊不要告诉主人， 山羊说：“即使我不说，又怎能隐瞒下故事学英语， 今天为大家分享两篇有意思的英语小故事：The Thirsty Pigeon 口渴的鸽子和The Goat and the Goatherd 山羊与牧羊人 ，两篇小故事去呢？我的角已断了，这是十分明显的事实。”     第一个故事口渴的鸽子告诉大家遇到事情要三思而后行，沉着冷静，不要盲目；有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，最终会遭遇不幸。山羊与牧羊人的故事告诉我们事实是无法隐藏的，俗话说”事实胜于雄辩“就是这个道理。